"People love that cozy feeling that supes give them. Some golden cunt to swoop out of the sky and save the day so you don't gotta do it yourself" - William "Billy" Butcher (The Boys) We all long for something.
Whether its that Soldier Boy body or that Love Sausage er.. Love Sausage. Tricky bit is actually getting your ass into gear and doing the hard work to achieve it. We live in a world where everything is accessible from the touch of a button and people have literal fucking meltdown’s at the thought of actually having to put a slight amount of effort into obtaining something that might benefit them. Your customers want somebody to offer up an easier way of doing absolutely nothing to achieve everything. They want it smashed into their faces with unwavering confidence in a format that neanderthals could comprehend. They are looking for a hero who can save them when they simply can’t muster the morale to achieve it themselves. You're the answer to their every dream becoming a reality and saving them from all the bad that threatens their perfect existence. Homelander's kryptonite is his manic desire to be adored and what wouldn’t he give for somebody to take him in their arms and let him have a good old fashioned suckle?! I’d prefer not to end this post by filling your head with the image of your customers feeding from your teat, but I’m going to anyway. - Mr Easy
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